Player Information Name/Alias: Captain Fuckyeah (aka Ryo) Your Journal: N/A Age: like a billion (or like almost 30 same deal) Contact Information: mummifiedsalarian@plurk Characters already in the game: Gunmax and Drift
Character Information Character Journal:automobileenthusiast Character Name: Knock Out Character Canon: Transformers Prime Age: like a billion (or a couple million idek) Race: Cybertronian
Timeline Pull Point: Post movie, after the autobots win and fuckin Optimus saves Cybertron and Knock Out's all YEP I'M TOTALLY AN AUTOBOT NOW
Transformers Prime is mostly set on Earth, where the Decepticons are up to their no good Decepticon hijinks and the Autobots are all "Ohh no the poor humans we can't let that happen because we're the good guys". Prior to Knock Out's arrival in the series, Megatron, the ugly shark toothed leader of the Decepticons had gone and did a dumb and gotten himself pretty much completely fucked up by a space bridge, and his second in command Starscream was all "I STARSCREAM NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS" because that's just how Decepticons work. Also they have a giant sweetass space ship called the NEMESIS because that is an awesome name.
Knock Out rolled in after Megatron went and got himself nearly super killed. When he wasn't doctoring Megatron, he was off with his partner Breakdown, usually on missions to recover ancient Cybertronian relics on Earth. The first one they went after was called an Energon Harvester, but they got their asses beat by Optimus Prime and Bulkhead and totally failed at recovering it. In fact , it was totally destroyed and everyone lost. Hunting for relics became a recurring theme, but when Knock Out wasn't busy doing Decepticon bullshit, he would sneak off and challenge INFERIOR (yet very pretty) HUMAN EARTH CARS to street races despite Starscream being all "don't leave the ship and do stupid bullshit" at him. But fuck Starscream, Knock Out does what he wants. Unfortunately doing what he wants ended up with him getting his door ripped off by Optimus Prime and his paint ruined by Starscream later on for disobeying orders, so hey.
After being a total douchecock Starscream rolled in at him and is all 'Hey man wanna be my second in command all you gotta do is help me kill Megatron for reaslises" and Knock Out was all "Sure whatever I love making horrible life decisions". The two of them tried to convince Megatron's biggest brown noser Soundwave that POOOOR MEGATRON will never recover from his injuries. Unfortunately for them Soundwave wasn't a complete fucking MORON like every other Decepticon and didn't buy their bullshit. And then OH HEY Megatron got better anyway due to some weird bullshit. Oh gee that's too bad for Starscream, Megatron totally whooped his ass and Knock Out got off scot free and settled into his role as the ship's medic. Sometimes he would pop out on missions with Breakdown to gather more relics and stuff though. Exciting.
Meanwhile the Autobot's medic Ratchet totally invented this green goop called synthetic energon, which is like regular energon only it turns your grandpa into a stud. And by that I mean it wasn't stable and it would have been a really bad idea to test it on a live subject, right? Proving that the Autobots are just as goddamn stupid as the Decpeticons, Ratchet totally injected that shit into himself and spent an episode being Duke Nukem. A bunch of stupid bullshit happened that resulted in Knock Out getting a hold of a sample of Ratchet's synthetic energon. Because a mad scientist having access to that kind of thing is totally awesome.Later on Optimus Prime lost his memory for a while and Megatron drug his ass back to the Nemisis. Knock Out gave him a sweet Decepticon tattoo but then Prime got his memory back and ollied out.
Knock Out and Breakdown do a little more relic hunting, wooo. Then the Nemesis crashes because Bulkhead the jolly Autobot got on board somehow and wrecked shit. Megatron decides that fueling the fucking thing with Dark Energon would be a fucking great idea. Dark energon is like regular energon only it reanimates corpses and turns Megatron into a dumbshit. Against Knock Out's advice, Megatron totally pumps that shit into the ship. The ship becomes sentient and that's no good. It got fixed though, but then Megatron got all pissed at Knock Out because the Autobots made off with some relic data and decided it was Knock Out's fault.
At one point Knock Out's partner Breakdown totally got mega killed by this spidery helicopter chick cleverly named Airachnid. It's never really expanded upon if Knock Out knows for sure who killed him, but seeing how Breakdown and this other giant dude named Dreadwing were specifically tasked with killing Airachnid, it's probably safe to assume Knock out could have figured it out for himself. ANYWAY. Breakdown's dead robocarcas was stolen by a militant human group called MECH, and they ended up slapping their near dead leader human named Silas into it. He thought he was clever so he changed his name to CYLAS, which is pronounced the same way but NOW it stood for "CYbernetic Life Augmented by Symbiosis", but who the fuck cares this guy was LITERALLY parading around in someone else's dead body. Creepy. It's so creepy that even Knock Out was creeped out by it. But mostly he was pissed because this filthy human worm was wearing his dead partner. Cylas decided he wanted to join the Decpeticons, but totally fucked up his chances and Megatron let Knock Out keep Cylas to run crazy experiments on. Knock Out was totally pumped.
MEANWHILE the Autobots and Decepticons were still hunting these relics, and after a whole bunch of bullshit (but mostly Starscream), the Decepticons ended up with four of them called the Omega Keys, which Knock Out and Starscream only figured out how to work by trying to slap each other with them like adults. THE OMEGA KEYS, RIGHT? They were supposed to unlock something on Cybertron called the Omega Lock, and the Decepticons getting access to that would have been a big uh oh. So Optimus Prime totally destroyed it. And then the Decepticons totally found the Autobot's secret base IN NEVADA and blew it up, leaving Prime near death after he helped the rest of the autobots escape. Aw gee too bad.
It's okay he got better.
Later on, Knock Out was sent back to Cybertron to look for more relics and shit, but he ended up finding an even MADDER MAD SCIENTIST. AKA Shockwave, the hugeass purple cyclops motherfucker that is so logical he'd make Spock's head explode. They changed up their quest for relics into a quest for robot dinosaur AKA Predacon bones because Shockwave totally knew how to clone robodinosaurs because he is the maddest scientist and seriously it doesn't get any cooler than ROBOT. DINOSAURS. Knock Out took Shockwave and his big badass cloned Predacon back to NEVADA.
Okay they were more like dragons but still. Knock Out totally found a dead robot dinosaur dragon thing fossil later and brought that shit back to the Nemesis.
MEANWHILE AGAIN, it was revealed that Knock Out still totally had Cylas in his lab so he could run sickass experiments on him, mostly experiments involving synthetic energon. Starscream made the brilliant suggestion to mix a little dark energon in with the synthetic energon, because tampering with dark energon ALWAYS ended well, right? Well they totally did it anyway and pumped that shit into Cylas, and rather than the super soldier effect Knock Out had originally been going for, they turned Cylas into a fucking robot ZOMBIE that went on a rampage through the ship turning all the other Decepticons it came across into energon hungry undead abominations. Megatron got shit under control because he is huge and terrifying and ordered Knock Out to turn all of his dumbass experiments over to Shockwave. He was more or less demoted to "Just the medic" and "occasionally Shockwave's assistant so you don't fuck up anymore". Knock Out was not pleased, but who the hell is going to argue with Megatron.
Since Knock Out was now the errand boy for Shockwave, he'd gotten stuck with lugging crates of synthetic energon down to Shockwave's new and fancy underground lab where he was making more predacon clones. And then it's revealed that his original clone had a robot mode and is capable of BEING SMART and oh his name is Predaking because that's clever. Megatron decides that this is a problem and sets up a plan for the Autobots to destroy Shockwave's other clones because he doesn't want Predaking having an army of these fuckers and potentially turn on the Decepticons. And the plan works yay. Predaking was pissed and thought it was all the Autobots.
The Decepticons managed to capture Ratchet because Megatron wanted Ratchet's brain's help with the whole Synthetic Energon thing or something. So Ratchet was working with Shockwave and Knock Out was still being errand boy and pissed about it, but Ratchet was kind of polite to him so that was nice. Knock Out accidentally let it slip that the Decepticons had deliberately set up the whole Autobots murdering the Predacon clones thing, and Ratchet ended up wiggling out later and telling Predaking about it.
All Hell broke loose when the Autobots stormed the Nemesis trying to get back to Cybertron. Knock Out missed the entire fight, deciding to cut his losses and bail out. He spent the whole time looking for his rotary buffer and avoiding everyone, he even missed out on Bumblebee killing Megatron. Oh well. He casually rolled in after the good guys had won, claiming he wanted to join the winning team. He was knocked out (hurr) by a little girl wearing bigass robot armor and locked up with the rest of the captured Decepticons.
AND THEN THERE WAS THE MOVIE where Knock Out spent half the time trying to gain the autobot's trust by giving them information from his cell, and then escaping with Starscream's help only to knock his ass unconscious because HEY turns out Knock Out was serious about switching sides. He mostly stood around panicking while all hell broke loose some more (Oh yeah Unicron was leading an army of ZOMBIE ROBOTS to murder the shit out of everything that was happening) and stood with the Autobots when they actually confronted Unicron (Who had moved into Megatron's body because he does what he wants). And then Optimus prime popped in and saved the day and then sacrificed himself to save Cybertron. Everyone was sad. Knock Out looked sad too. So sad.
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Name/Alias: Captain Fuckyeah (aka Ryo)
Your Journal: N/A
Age: like a billion (or like almost 30 same deal)
Contact Information: mummifiedsalarian@plurk
Characters already in the game: Gunmax and Drift
Character Information
Character Journal:
Character Name: Knock Out
Character Canon: Transformers Prime
Age: like a billion (or a couple million idek)
Race: Cybertronian
Timeline Pull Point: Post movie, after the autobots win and fuckin Optimus saves Cybertron and Knock Out's all YEP I'M TOTALLY AN AUTOBOT NOW
Canon History:
oh shit a wiki link y'know if you want the boring, good vocabulary version.
Transformers Prime is mostly set on Earth, where the Decepticons are up to their no good Decepticon hijinks and the Autobots are all "Ohh no the poor humans we can't let that happen because we're the good guys". Prior to Knock Out's arrival in the series, Megatron, the ugly shark toothed leader of the Decepticons had gone and did a dumb and gotten himself pretty much completely fucked up by a space bridge, and his second in command Starscream was all "I STARSCREAM NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS" because that's just how Decepticons work. Also they have a giant sweetass space ship called the NEMESIS because that is an awesome name.
Knock Out rolled in after Megatron went and got himself nearly super killed. When he wasn't doctoring Megatron, he was off with his partner Breakdown, usually on missions to recover ancient Cybertronian relics on Earth. The first one they went after was called an Energon Harvester, but they got their asses beat by Optimus Prime and Bulkhead and totally failed at recovering it. In fact , it was totally destroyed and everyone lost. Hunting for relics became a recurring theme, but when Knock Out wasn't busy doing Decepticon bullshit, he would sneak off and challenge INFERIOR (yet very pretty) HUMAN EARTH CARS to street races despite Starscream being all "don't leave the ship and do stupid bullshit" at him. But fuck Starscream, Knock Out does what he wants. Unfortunately doing what he wants ended up with him getting his door ripped off by Optimus Prime and his paint ruined by Starscream later on for disobeying orders, so hey.
After being a total douchecock Starscream rolled in at him and is all 'Hey man wanna be my second in command all you gotta do is help me kill Megatron for reaslises" and Knock Out was all "Sure whatever I love making horrible life decisions". The two of them tried to convince Megatron's biggest brown noser Soundwave that POOOOR MEGATRON will never recover from his injuries. Unfortunately for them Soundwave wasn't a complete fucking MORON like every other Decepticon and didn't buy their bullshit. And then OH HEY Megatron got better anyway due to some weird bullshit. Oh gee that's too bad for Starscream, Megatron totally whooped his ass and Knock Out got off scot free and settled into his role as the ship's medic. Sometimes he would pop out on missions with Breakdown to gather more relics and stuff though. Exciting.
Meanwhile the Autobot's medic Ratchet totally invented this green goop called synthetic energon, which is like regular energon only it turns your grandpa into a stud. And by that I mean it wasn't stable and it would have been a really bad idea to test it on a live subject, right? Proving that the Autobots are just as goddamn stupid as the Decpeticons, Ratchet totally injected that shit into himself and spent an episode being Duke Nukem. A bunch of stupid bullshit happened that resulted in Knock Out getting a hold of a sample of Ratchet's synthetic energon. Because a mad scientist having access to that kind of thing is totally awesome.Later on Optimus Prime lost his memory for a while and Megatron drug his ass back to the Nemisis. Knock Out gave him a sweet Decepticon tattoo but then Prime got his memory back and ollied out.
Knock Out and Breakdown do a little more relic hunting, wooo. Then the Nemesis crashes because Bulkhead the jolly Autobot got on board somehow and wrecked shit. Megatron decides that fueling the fucking thing with Dark Energon would be a fucking great idea. Dark energon is like regular energon only it reanimates corpses and turns Megatron into a dumbshit. Against Knock Out's advice, Megatron totally pumps that shit into the ship. The ship becomes sentient and that's no good. It got fixed though, but then Megatron got all pissed at Knock Out because the Autobots made off with some relic data and decided it was Knock Out's fault.
At one point Knock Out's partner Breakdown totally got mega killed by this spidery helicopter chick cleverly named Airachnid. It's never really expanded upon if Knock Out knows for sure who killed him, but seeing how Breakdown and this other giant dude named Dreadwing were specifically tasked with killing Airachnid, it's probably safe to assume Knock out could have figured it out for himself. ANYWAY. Breakdown's dead robocarcas was stolen by a militant human group called MECH, and they ended up slapping their near dead leader human named Silas into it. He thought he was clever so he changed his name to CYLAS, which is pronounced the same way but NOW it stood for "CYbernetic Life Augmented by Symbiosis", but who the fuck cares this guy was LITERALLY parading around in someone else's dead body. Creepy. It's so creepy that even Knock Out was creeped out by it. But mostly he was pissed because this filthy human worm was wearing his dead partner. Cylas decided he wanted to join the Decpeticons, but totally fucked up his chances and Megatron let Knock Out keep Cylas to run crazy experiments on. Knock Out was totally pumped.
MEANWHILE the Autobots and Decepticons were still hunting these relics, and after a whole bunch of bullshit (but mostly Starscream), the Decepticons ended up with four of them called the Omega Keys, which Knock Out and Starscream only figured out how to work by trying to slap each other with them like adults. THE OMEGA KEYS, RIGHT? They were supposed to unlock something on Cybertron called the Omega Lock, and the Decepticons getting access to that would have been a big uh oh. So Optimus Prime totally destroyed it. And then the Decepticons totally found the Autobot's secret base IN NEVADA and blew it up, leaving Prime near death after he helped the rest of the autobots escape. Aw gee too bad.
It's okay he got better.
Later on, Knock Out was sent back to Cybertron to look for more relics and shit, but he ended up finding an even MADDER MAD SCIENTIST. AKA Shockwave, the hugeass purple cyclops motherfucker that is so logical he'd make Spock's head explode. They changed up their quest for relics into a quest for robot dinosaur AKA Predacon bones because Shockwave totally knew how to clone robodinosaurs because he is the maddest scientist and seriously it doesn't get any cooler than ROBOT. DINOSAURS. Knock Out took Shockwave and his big badass cloned Predacon back to NEVADA.
Okay they were more like dragons but still. Knock Out totally found a dead robot dinosaur dragon thing fossil later and brought that shit back to the Nemesis.
MEANWHILE AGAIN, it was revealed that Knock Out still totally had Cylas in his lab so he could run sickass experiments on him, mostly experiments involving synthetic energon. Starscream made the brilliant suggestion to mix a little dark energon in with the synthetic energon, because tampering with dark energon ALWAYS ended well, right? Well they totally did it anyway and pumped that shit into Cylas, and rather than the super soldier effect Knock Out had originally been going for, they turned Cylas into a fucking robot ZOMBIE that went on a rampage through the ship turning all the other Decepticons it came across into energon hungry undead abominations. Megatron got shit under control because he is huge and terrifying and ordered Knock Out to turn all of his dumbass experiments over to Shockwave. He was more or less demoted to "Just the medic" and "occasionally Shockwave's assistant so you don't fuck up anymore". Knock Out was not pleased, but who the hell is going to argue with Megatron.
Since Knock Out was now the errand boy for Shockwave, he'd gotten stuck with lugging crates of synthetic energon down to Shockwave's new and fancy underground lab where he was making more predacon clones. And then it's revealed that his original clone had a robot mode and is capable of BEING SMART and oh his name is Predaking because that's clever. Megatron decides that this is a problem and sets up a plan for the Autobots to destroy Shockwave's other clones because he doesn't want Predaking having an army of these fuckers and potentially turn on the Decepticons. And the plan works yay. Predaking was pissed and thought it was all the Autobots.
The Decepticons managed to capture Ratchet because Megatron wanted Ratchet's brain's help with the whole Synthetic Energon thing or something. So Ratchet was working with Shockwave and Knock Out was still being errand boy and pissed about it, but Ratchet was kind of polite to him so that was nice. Knock Out accidentally let it slip that the Decepticons had deliberately set up the whole Autobots murdering the Predacon clones thing, and Ratchet ended up wiggling out later and telling Predaking about it.
All Hell broke loose when the Autobots stormed the Nemesis trying to get back to Cybertron. Knock Out missed the entire fight, deciding to cut his losses and bail out. He spent the whole time looking for his rotary buffer and avoiding everyone, he even missed out on Bumblebee killing Megatron. Oh well. He casually rolled in after the good guys had won, claiming he wanted to join the winning team. He was knocked out (hurr) by a little girl wearing bigass robot armor and locked up with the rest of the captured Decepticons.
AND THEN THERE WAS THE MOVIE where Knock Out spent half the time trying to gain the autobot's trust by giving them information from his cell, and then escaping with Starscream's help only to knock his ass unconscious because HEY turns out Knock Out was serious about switching sides. He mostly stood around panicking while all hell broke loose some more (Oh yeah Unicron was leading an army of ZOMBIE ROBOTS to murder the shit out of everything that was happening) and stood with the Autobots when they actually confronted Unicron (Who had moved into Megatron's body because he does what he wants). And then Optimus prime popped in and saved the day and then sacrificed himself to save Cybertron. Everyone was sad. Knock Out looked sad too. So sad.
THE END.